The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas

Steven Hawking said that the universe was created by an accident.
I wish the universe would fix this chair.

Steven Hawking thinks that you shouldn't mix the science of the universe with real life.  He thinks it's ridiculous.  Well, I think that stupid bow tie he wears is ridiculous.  It's a shame that he is so narrow minded.  It's also a shame that he probably gets out more than I do.

Anyway, I think the universe is a lot like real life.

The universe was created by the big bang. And people are created by the big bang too...get it?  You know, slam bam thank you ma'am.

  Each person born lives in their own personal universe don't they?  I guess some  people are accidents and created by an incredibly intense big bang, and some people were planned out and created.

People are like little solar systems.  If you are powerful and make a lot of money and are very persuasive, then you are a sun and everyone revolves around you.

If you are delusional and think you are a sun and force everyone to revolve around you , then you are a black hole.

If you just go about life in a go with the flow kind of way, then you are just a planet spinning around and around doing the same old thing year after year.

But if you do your own thing and don't really fit in with the grand scheme of things then you are just a meager little dwarf planet like Pluto.  Pluto is just not good enough to fit in with everyone else.  But who cares.  Pluto is far more fun than all the other planets.

Okay, since we're on the subject of planets, I have a theory about Mars.  A lot of people think that there is no life on Mars, but there is.  They found frozen water on the ice caps.  That is evidence number one.
I don't have any more evidence but I firmly believe that there is subterranean human life underground Mars.  The Martian planet is made up of caves much like a stone sponge.  But don't tell NASA about my theory because the word will get out and they'll be sending rocket ships up there to mess up their nice little eco system.

There is a reason why other planetary systems don't want to have anything to do with us.